$$$

Believe or not... I was once just a developing artist working on his first major project called "NOTEPAD." I called the project NOTEPAD because it was my attempt of documenting my struggles on a cd like an amateur journalist would scribble in his notebook. At the moment in my life I was young, hungry, struggling and going thru life's heartaches. One of my favorite tracks on the album is "$$$." It was so humble and 100, so I'm taking the time to go back and do what I should of done years ago, and I'm working on an official music video for it. Below is quick draft.

Live At the Dunes

After felling Tipsy from a shit load of Sake Bombs at Ah-So, I jumped on stage and rocked the Dunes' crowd this Saturday, Oct 10th 2010 with Pawz One, Johnny Awesome, Qwel and Maker. My song line up consisted of these songs in this order.

Song \Album \Producer
I Like Gurls \Notepad \DJ Marcellusaur
Jagga Bombs \Road 2 Nowhere \Kenjo
You Know \Commercial Lies \Doc Johnsonian
Westcoast Ridin \Commercial Lies \Unborne (Tim Smith)
Set Me Free \Commercial Lies \Unborne (Tim Smith)
***Note: Commercial Lies has not been release yet and is schedule for next month***


Special Thanks: Dunes Sea Crew

Why The Bottom My Shoes Are Sticky

Last night I headed to our local Harkins Theater excited to catch the new movie, "DEVIL", but first I stopped by the snack bar to pick up a large bag of salty mouth watering buttered popcorn and a humungous bladder bustering Cherry Coke, then I rushed to grab my favorite seat, on the corner of the middle row. As the movie starts I began to dig into my popcorn stuffing large handfuls into my already stuffed mouth, and as the scenes grew more intense, my eyes locked immensely on to the screen, my body slouched further into my seat to the point where my eyes were barely visible from the seat in front of me, and I'd shoveled even more popcorn into my mouth until my cheeks looked 9 months pregnant about about to pop. Half way down the bag my lips begin to dry out. They began to sting and burn from all the salty popcorn I've just demolished, so I pick up my bucket of Cherry Coke which requires two hands to effectively hold, and gulp fiercely, racing to the bottom like a pirate digging above a buried treasure. Now that I had every under control, I could get back into the suspense of the movie. I start eating my popcorn again, but this time more wisely. I'd only grab a few at a time. I stretch me feet out and kick back.... Here we go! The movie is getting really good... Oh shit, the Cherry Coke kicks in and I have to extremely pee. I was rocking back in forth in my seat doing the pee dance until I couldn't take it any more, so I jumped out of my seat and burst out the theater door. I dodged people while I scrambled for the overhead restroom sign. I make it through the door and jolt to the first available stall I see..... AWWW I was in Heaven for 30.7 secs. I then dart back to my seat before I missed anything good. After the movie was over and the credits started scrolling, I felt it again... My bladder was full, so I made my journey back to the restroom before it got crowded and that's when I notice that I stepped into something sticky. That sucks! I probably stepped in some candy, but I thought, " Oh well I'll live" as I walked into the restroom. I headed straight to the same stall by this time I felt attached to it like it was mine. After I relieved myself again, I began to step off when I almost lost my left shoe. It was stuck to the sticky piss floor... FUCK! That's when I look to the right and left and notice every stall was exactly the same.

Yes, Ladies Its sad but true; mens restrooms are disgusting! That's the main reason I take my shoes off at my front door

Can You Help With This Doc?

I woke up this weekend with a bleeding and festering rash all over 75% of my body. I was in excruciating pain just to try to get out of bed, and when I did I left tiny trickles of blood because the bottom of my feet was bleeding. I barely got dressed and rushed to the doctors, and when I got there, the doctor said, "You're in luck because I know exactly what this is and I have the solutions!"

And that's when, DOC JOHNSONIAN wrote up a prescription for some shit more potent than penicillin..... an exclusive, custom "HOUSE CALL INSTRUMENTAL"

I still have the rash, but now I don't give a fuck if it burns when I scratch it cus my ears are soothed by passionate melody of each beat. This dude is phenomenal. His talent brakes all boundaries... Rap, Rock, Techno, House, Trans, you name it.

Triumphant (EXTREMELY ROUGH)


Make your House Call
www.facebook.com/pages/Low-Key-Productions/46753699945
www.twitter.com/docjohnsonian

My View

Last night this was my view of Top Of the Kress from the DJ both. I had a guess appearance with DJ RAM on the top floor. Top Of the Kress is not only the best night club, but its also a 4 story night club here in Yuma, AZ. The first floor is "the Boys" italian restaurant. The second floor is a Russian laboratory where they experiment on American transients... LOL Nah, really I have no idea whats on that floor. I've never, made it passed the third floor which has 2 parts. One side is a jazzy lounge where they have live performances every weekend. On the other side is the hip hop zone where it is always packed and bodies are popping. The fourth floor is the rooftop outdoor V.I.P. section, but with all the bottle popping and music played to the crowd, it gets pack quick. Its definitely the spot to be.

TERRIBLE!

TERRIBLE

"BIG BIRD" just died... he was found in his NY hotel after a live performance on Broadway. He was buttnaked, and face down laying in his own vomit. It appears to be an over dose or a sexual fixation; however, authorities will know more after they apprehend and interrogate the last person seen with him while he was alive.... Snuffleupagus


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Online Battle 10/17/2010

This shit was random and out of no where. @Queen_Glitta attack ya boi at like 12:40 am, so I had to go in on him. It started like this….

@Queen_Glitta said:
@KenjoL spongebob dirty bubble ray man lukin azz even stevens neck azz

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta Ya big elephantitis, Daffy Duck, Patrick bathing, two toed, horse face lookin azz mofo... Whats good?

@Queen_Glitta said:
@KenjoL im finna give yo azz curtins wit cho yo soft toe reebok fubu jersey neck azzz ugly azz big tall head azz nigga

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta LOL, Ok, Doing the robot, Chewbacca faced, Darth Hideous wanna be, Flatulence tasting, Halitosis having, backward walking foo

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta Run wit a limp, hole diggin, fat back, No bathing, dinosaur armed, wood chewing, Crocodile tooth, ashy legged azz nucca... LOL

@Queen_Glitta said:
@KenjoL lmao im finna get yo ol ride around n chill long neck azz tall tee vneck curly head azz

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta Ya big Wakka Flakka Flame nut tastin, GucciMan Reject, Sideshow, tiny shoe wear, Artificially inseminated Mofo

@Queen_Glitta said:
@KenjoL wit yo ol hand sanitizer on my neck fat toe neck azz fat azz shoe strings in yo shoes ugly az tlc channel tall face azz
@KenjoL wad dwn den

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta Jesus Sandal, Turbin wearing, Hotdog smuggling, Testtube crack baby, white lips, Uncle Tom azz Nucca….. WHAT?

@Queen_Glitta said:
@KenjoL baconator 2 dolla combo at wendys ugly azzz french toast shirt neck azz where da minute maid juice at mamma gotta go shoppin face az

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta Cross eyed, Black Eye Pea, Cross dressing, Flip flop stealin, Two tooth mouth, Tree trunk leg, River run, No shoes, Slave ass Nucca

@Queen_Glitta said:
@CoC_oCameLLi awwww shyt im finna give yo azz curtins itz 30 degrees out side im packin heat weak sissy side ugly azzz

My gurl Camelli Love jumped in.... She gotz my back!!! HAHAHA
@CoC_oCameLLi said:
Ok @Queen_Glitta Ya cunt wearin douche flarin regurgitated cunt bubbling scaby faced backward hat wearin loofa scub, #likeafuckinmonkey

@Queen_Glitta said:
@KenjoL awwww shyt big fake mj cologne smellin ear azz single sexy fridayz uglyz people im #teamfollowback ugly azz ipaint my shoes wrist az

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta No toothbrush, Vitamin C deficient, Skervy having, DUI, Stanky leg dancin, Roto Rooter neck lookin, Pond skimming, Transient

@CoC_oCameLLi said:
@Queen_Glitta: @CoC_oCameLLi awww shyt #whymypolo got a boss shirt on wit a star hoodie ugly az make sum kool-aid naw we got dz generic kind face azz

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta Jersey Shore, snooki banging, Hairy chest, Geedo look, Pop lockin, Girl Socking, Mullet wearing Douchebag

@CoC_oCameLLi said:
@Queen_Glitta "Shawty i'ma only tell u dis 1nc u aint killiiiiim it --ba bawd da dwap aowww"(betta get)Ur GLOvez ur GLOves*nickiminajvoice*

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta Free basing, Paint huffin, Snuffalufagus, Big Bird pounding, E.T. lookin ass, degentorate #teamfollowback

@CoC_oCameLLi said:
@Queen_Glitta You got heat? you said you was packin! then why you need #teamfollowback on ya monkey ass? Byitchez.... SHIT, GET IT CRACKIN!

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta @CoC_oCameLLi Yo... I have to dip... Be back later.

@Queen_Glitta said:
@KenjoL ight cool totally brody lmao gud #roastin

@KenjoL said:
@Queen_Glitta Yeap.. Hella fun Thanks for the laughs