Am I The Only One?

Monday, July 25, 2011

Did GOD Mess Up And Make 2?

Is it just me... I think I'm seeing double! I'm setting on my coach flipping channels when I stumble across that horrible Stallone movie, Judge Dredd, and at that moment, the antagonist "Rico" flashes across the screen in a fight scene filed with steroids, saggy skin, Geritol and bad acting. I was like holy sh!t is that Michael Lohan?

I've recently seen a lot of Michael Lohan on the new season of Celebrity Rehab lately, and It looked like his busted broke down, zombified, drug induced coma looking @ss, but I never heard of him acting before... but I guess it could be possible since his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, is one. May be he just wasn't successful like Angelina Jolies dad, Jon Voight. So I jumped on IMDB to research who is the actor that played the roll of "RICO" and to my shock it wasn't Michael Lohan... It was Armand Assante. Check it out for yourself, Michael is on the left and Armand is on the right. Hit me up and tell me what you think... Do they look a like?

Captain America

Is a must see movie.... PERIOD!!!
It's not just for jobless 37 year olds who live in their mom's basement for free, and spends most of their time at the local comic book store playing "Dungeons and Dragons" and arguing with 12 year olds over who would win in a fight between The Incredible Hulk and the Amazing Spiderman. It's amazing to see the efforts and quality that is being put into comic book movies these days. They are becoming more than the typical deranged manic trying to take over the world with a twisted plot of infiltrating and raping every bank in the city with a platoon of goons dressed in pink spandex welding advance technology while a cape crusader saves the day. Marvel comics lead the way with their new stream of movies, perfectly blending with imagination, relevance and an organic feel.

And all the superhero movies leading up to the formation of The Avengers such as Ironman, Hulk and Thor have been impressive, but I was floored by this new Captain America movie. Everything about it was perfect. They modernized Cap just enough that they didn't tarnish his golden age look at the same time preserving the essence of the original series.Before I get into Captain America's movie I have to say, I'm so happy that comic book movies are no longer out of shape actors in their pajamas jumping around to a soundtrack of horrible suspense noises and porn music, but to tell you the truth it kind of P!sses me off that some many people are jumping on the comicbook bandwagon because as a kid I had to hide my lust for comic books from the kids at school like my older brother hid his playboys from our mom. Get caught with a comic book in your backpack and any popularity you had up to that point would be lost and you'd be labeled a geek, and your sit at the cool table would no longer be available... Completely outcasted!!! So sorry if you are one jumping on, but now I feel better.

Back to Captain America, with out spoiling too much. I'm happy to be able to inform you that this movie follows the storyline of the original comic almost to the "T." Even in the present, Captain was found in ice after 70 years of being M.I.A; however, as you've probably scene on the previews there has been a major change to Cap's uniform, but it is a refreshing update and moderation of the suit without making it cheesy. Speaking of not being cheesy... The Red Skull looks phenomenal. I expected an actor running around with a horrible red mask that look like a kids failed science project, but I got an authentic looking and believable Red Skull. Lastly with out ruining the rest of the movie, all I can say is... Go see Captain America!

I give it 5 Stars Up

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Taking All The Wine Out Of The House

Today, Scrolling across facebook I came across a hilarious quote that caught me off guard, "I'm drinking because Amy Winehouse died." Is this a joke? I'm a have to research this... Yeap unfortunately no matter how much humor is behind it, I found conformation on TMZ's website. Amy Winehouse died today at the age of 27 from saving an orphan baby seal stuck on a shrinking glacier from a pod of killer whales.... HAHAHAHA if you believe that you're so naive. Here let me give you a big hint


The unofficial word is that Amy Winehouse died of an overdose. Her body was found in her London home this morning. They'll be performing an autopsy today and we'll have an official report of cause of death. I'm setting here listening to her song "Rehab." It has a catchy tone, but it's such a serious statement that was so easy to overlook.

All though I'm not a huge Amy Winehouse fan, I assume that thousands of toothless addicts, drug trafficers and Dr Drew are in morning, and I know Amy's lifestyle was degenerating, but it still sadden me to see someone prematurely pass away especially so talented. Amy's talents were out weighted by her excessive lust for heavy drugs. It was almost as if I knew this day would come after finding horrible "Coked out" pictures of her looking like a morbid zombie floating around the internet that would put 28 Days Later combined with Resident Evil to shame. I hope Amy has finally found peace with all her demons. I also hope people out there battling their own demons might learn from her mistakes. My sorrows go out to her love ones.... Yeah, believe or not she is someone's daughter!

Once again count your blessing. What is your reaction to Amy's passing?

Friday, July 22, 2011

Friends With Benefits

I hate to admit it but Justin Timberlakes and Mila Kunis new movie "Friends With Benefits" was an amazing movie. I'm that guy that walks past Harkins Theatre that has seen every freaking movie on their list, so I'm trying something new. Ok... just like every other husband/boy friend out there, I was dragged out to the movies tonight by the woman I love to watch another mushy romance movie. Basically in my eyes "Friends With Benefits" was the same movie as "No Strings Attached," and too be honest... I went into the movie thinking I knew exactly how it would begin, climax and end, and yes, unfortunately, I was right. It is the same old love story; however, to my surprise what makes this movie stand out is how they tell it. No Spoilers, but I'll tell you I spent the entire time laughing hysterically out loud and that the beautiful Mila's semi nude body made the movie very easy to enjoy, and in addition Justin is developing into a great actor.

I'm going to end by saying to my friends if you want to make some serious brownie points with your girl while not boring the sh!t out of yourself or girls if you want to firm your abs by laughing your butt off while out for ladies night, purchase some tickets for "Friends With Benefits" and get ready to enjoy the night.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Gotta Get Plugged.

I'm so Hellas tired of my Skull Candies breaking on me. Everywhere I go, you can catch me mobbing my Skullcandies glued to my earlobes blasting tunes thru my iPod or Evo. Seriously... I live music. Its part of my everyday routine from being an artist to being a fan. When I'm working, cleaning, chillin or even fading off to land of dreams, I gotta have my music, and since I'm not rude by intruding my addition of good tunes on everyone else, its very important that I have properly functioning earplugs.

This morning I throw my latest addition of Skullcandies in right before I start mobbing. Halfway thru my day to my disappointment they go out on me for no reason. I wasn't bending, turning, stretching or even vigorously jogging when my skullcandies decide to take a dump on me. I'm not going to lie, I love Skullcandies vivid sound but I'm so tired of them going out on me for no damn apparent reason.

Does anyone know of some other fresh and affordable plugs?

PS I just picked up some new earbuds I found called Ozones, so far they are alright, but it appears one side is louder than the other side.
Good morning! Thank God its Friday

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Love Is Amazing

Love is amazing. When you see your "better half" on the other end of a table of friends and she still gives you butterflies, you are truly blessed. Tonight my spouse and I went out with a group of friends for some "adult beverages" and we happened to sit on opposites of the table from each other as we surrounded ourselves in the appropriate gendered conversations when I noticed my heart vigorously beating in my own infatuation as I was watching all of her mannerisms like a sociopathic stalker with "Hungry Eyes". It made me sit back and think... Man, I'm such a luck man.

Is it just me or have you ever felt this way?