Am I The Only One?

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Online Battle 8/26/10

Sharing some of my dumb ass antics! HAHAHA

me: You're rhymes are lame
Sent at 11:35 AM on Thursday
Mark: My rhymes are incredible, droid/You ain't buff Kenjo that's a steroid!
Sent at 11:38 AM on Thursday
me: Let me check my formula... This is like Calculus. I'm commander kirk and you're just a NONAME LAME that dies on the planet Romulus. I get the chicks and while you just get the shitty end of the stick. But I wont let you suffer, I'll put you out of your misery quick... HAHAHA
Mark: haha check it!
Sent at 11:45 AM on Thursday
Mark: They call you a computer guy a mach tech/But yous a loser guy should be a whack tech!/You couldnt be firing shots even if you had a mech ten!/Formula? Do the math son/I'm in first place while you the last one/Your brain is adolescent thats why they got you workin with infant/Your rhymes are weak I beat em quick in an instant!
Sent at 11:49 AM on Thursday
me: OUGHT OH!!!
If this was streetfighter I'd be M. Bison, while you'll be Balrog, Yeah the busted ass Tyson.
But the only biting you'll be doing is on my D!ck. Don't call me Dalson when it extends cuz I'm more like Guile's Scissor Kick. You want to talk about me being a Mac tech and having a full plate... Bitch you at the help desk.... The phones ringing? Oh Yeah I can wait. We back on, You ready for this ass whippin! Cuz I'm over here laugh while you handle my lightwieght.... YOU KNOW YOU TRIPPIN! HAHAHAHA

Man you couldn't walk in my shoes anyday... It dont even matter how they laced up. Tech, Rapper, actor, Wrestler, Football, tattooing? Man, you'd be fucked laying face up. The only instant shit you know is on the back of a oat meal box, and never forget I'll smash you everytime like you BIGGIE and I'm PAC
Sent at 11:56 AM on Thursday
me: Dude don't fux with me... I'm a writer... thats how I get down foul
Even though I just ate you alive... We still cool
Mark: Faaaaauu I'm the definition of battle rapper! hahaha
Sent at 11:58 AM on Thursday
me: HAHAHA.... Well you need to work on your craft then cuz you just got handled.
HOWEVER, I would of never come off the top like that.
Mark: My craft is global son, world of warcraft!
me: If i have a keyboard and time to write.. i"m fierce
Mark: ye ye ye ye ye!
me: You might be World of Warcraft, but you like a gnome... Just running around chopping trees to build other peoples homes... HAHAHA
Mark: Fool! I build homes and you ain't got one! Like the sun.. I'm hot son! YEEEEEEE
man I need to go on break im hungry as tits
me: The closes you've ever got to a pair of tits, was you're mom breast feed you while she was eating a filet Hallibut

HAHAHAH

3 comments:

  1. F.A.I.T- I murder you both/put a hole in your boat/leave you with only 1 rope/so both of you can go after each others throat/talking about chicks I put both of you hos on a strip pole/I thought you already knew I was an asshole
    Check Yo kenjo/ checked out your formula it aint calculus its algaba YOUR performing bruh after this your chick is a bachelor/couldnt get her out my bad with a spatula/im the only one getting pussy on planet Romulus/ i see you 2 boys gotta alotta of confidence/ im the best on my diss shit somebody told me MARK BEATS QUICK/IT WASNT KENJO tho HIS GIRL TOLD ME HE BUSTS IN INSTANT/so she wants my dick instead/ put it in her throat AND THATS HOW I LOST MY HEAD HAHA

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  2. Fait you sorry chucky cheese lookin mutha f#cka wit no vision;
    and flat ass ABC rhymes that are only good for self-provision.
    And is disappointing every time like all foreskin, no circumcision;
    but you trying to diss me is like challenging a surgeon a making incision:
    you don’t make the cut, cuz you randomly stabbing with no precision;
    Man, Mark must have been talking about you as an infant, cuz you need supervision;
    because you come up short every time, like a church failing a exorcism
    Somewhere the system fail; your rhymes are worse than 3 popes and Great schism;
    Calling yourself the greatest, FAIT! You OK? Cuz I think your having grand delusions;
    You’ve been sitting here for an hour rambling on and on with no conclusion;
    But just like mark, FAIT… I’m a end it quick no need for abusing;
    you like a step child…. For the record this one battle you be Losing!

    Nigga now get off my blog... HAHAHAHA

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  3. MURDER WAS THE CASE THAT THEY GAVE ME

    R.I.P F.A.I.T
    R.I.P Mark

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